Right then, this is the part where I talk about myself without the aid of a sofa and an internet qualified shrink. A little different to what I'm used to but nothing I can't handle.
I'm a regular guy from London who loves dogs, festivals, cheap jewellery, bubble wrap, illegal raves, bright colours, riding motorbikes at night with trance music playing in my ears, foreign food, people who cook me foreign food, a good biro...
I don't like to travel and I'm not open minded.
I can never resist a good bungee jump and my two ambitions in life is to gain a skydiving license, which I've got already - I should really update this, and to touch a great white shark - without getting my arm ripped off. My aim in life is to create as many new and diverse memories as I can so when I'm an old man sitting on a rocking chair out on the porch and my equally old companion sitting next to me asks, 'What did you get up to in your young days?' I'll be able to give him an answer that will cause the poor bugger to have a cardiac arrest.
- Paris, France